Parking Neater


Why can’t Americans ever come up with stuff like this? The entire building is a big automated parking machine. You just drive your car into the bay, and the bay rotates through the building to find the next open spot and maximize usage of space. Your parking ticket retrieves your car to the bottom bay and onto the rotating circle. The circle turns your car back around so you can drive straight out.

Not only would this save ridiculous amounts of time spent waking sleeping New York City parking attendants, but it would do away with all human contact, eliminating frustrated husband – attendant altercations that result in permanent banning from the lot for eternity. Ahem. Not that Matt and I would know anything about that.

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